Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Angie's List - Angie Hicks

What a total SCAM this Angie's List shit is... Angie Hicks is nothing more than some fat old jobless stay-at-home useless cow who pends most of her time laying on the sofa, scratching her ass & eating potato chips while her bank account gets fatter than her because of mindless people funneling their cash to her for useless information. The only people who sign up for this crap are clueless people with weak minds who don't have the energy to lift the cover of the phone book. The only people using Angie's List are idiots who want to ruin other people's businesses. Do you really think people post positive comments about the painter? Or better yet, the Plumber who walked the dog? Utter nonsense... All you're getting is the decrepit old skank bitching about the speckle of paint that she found in the corner after finding the cheapest Brazilian in the state that would paint her parlor for $65.
Don't pay this pig for advice she knows nothing about. You might as well pay me $56 a year for tax advice I can't give or $500 an hour for legal representation I am in no way prepared to provide.

CougarLife....

The CougarLife.com song has got to be one of the most irritating things I've ever heard. Even worse than 1-877-Kars 4 Kids, the Chicken Dance and the Barney song combined.... The way they try to sex-up the words "wouldn't you like to date a cougar toooooo" make me cringe and wanna f&cking vomit... The funny thing about CougarLife is, you aren't ever, never, ever going to find a "hot cougar" browsing AND PAYING for their service! C'mon, you'll have better luck down at the Lucky Dog Saloon.  I'd bet my life savings that CougarLife is LOADED with middle-aged, smashed & loose, sagging & stretched, single-mother-of-at-least-two-interracial-children-by-at-least-two-fathers-possibly-unknown, who post 15 year old photos of themselves at their absolute best that do not represent themselves remotely in the present. I'd also bet that 95% of the registered "cougars" are AT LEAST 15lbs overweight (minimum). A great place for pathetic men to meet pathetic women.


Check out the President (and proud cougar) of CougarLife.com, Claudia Opdenkelder... do you think for one second that this bitch looks anything like this when she rolls over, quiffs, and breathes hot sloppy semen-onion-cigarette-wine breath on you first thing in the morning?! I F*CKING DOUBT IT!!!! Total bullshit....... whatta whore

Elise Wims - Hell's Kitchen Season 9

Thanks to her Facebook page, and her decision to violate her contract, and her blatant consideration for no one other than herself, we now know that SHE DID NOT WIN. That's right, even though the season isn't finished, and possibly millions of people are wondering, watching and waiting to see what happens, Elise has gone ahead & spread the word that SHE DID NOT WIN... Not like every soul who ever tuned in didn't know already... There's not a snowball's chance in Hell's Kitchen that a loud, obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate, foul, talentless, idiotic skank like Elise Wims would be given the opportunity to head up a beautiful high end restaurant. Talk about clueless and just plain old dumb. I'll tell you one thing though, this season has truly soured my opinion of Chef Gordon Ramsay. I could always get past the arrogance, belittling, foul language, misogynist attitude and volume by reminding myself that, in the end, the person he is trashing is going to be better off in the end. But, after watching Season 9 of Hell's Kitchen and seeing Elise Wims nominated for removal every single episode (I've lost count, but it has to be 6 or 7 times now), yet be allowed to REMAIN on the show while other FAR MORE SUITABLE chef's get sent home, I realized that you can no longer hide the fact that Gordon Ramsay has peeled off the facade... Elise Wims has been kept on solely for the fact that the entire planet hate's her guts. Because people tune in to see the loud, stupid bitch that infuriates us all. When I watch this show now, I know in advance that it's completely staged, phony and a waste of time. Maybe they should move HK over to MTV next to Jersey Shore where it now belongs. You blew it Ramsay. If you'd like to see / hear Elise Wims in action for yourself, she can be found in Pittsburgh PA @ Endura Restaurant. I would rather go to Burger King than support this loser's life. Elise Wims: trashy, loud, useless and the destruction of HK. Hate ya babe!

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Chritian Collins - MasterShit - 978-335-1055

Loathsome, diseased-rat-eyed, rock-eating-ground-down-grey-teeth, inbred-john-trailer-trick, laxitive-cut-coke-smoking, propane-baked-bean-cooking, layin-on-the-couch-all-day, jobless-house-wife, punk-ass-4th-grade-intellect-wanna-be-bitch.
Here's the f*cking clown that spent his 16 minutes of fame embarrassing, harassing and putting down some truly nice women who weren't doing anything but trying to showcase their talents & make life better for their families. What kind of punk belittles women to make himself feel better? An insecure bitch, that's who. You can see it in his "wee beedy" little rat eyes & crooked teeth. Every time the camera panned past this pussy punk, I wanted to throw my TV out the f*cking window, or climb into it & pound the snot out of CHRISTIAN COLLINS (chefchristianCcollins@gmail.com) 31 of Gloucester Mass. I friggen HATE punk ass bitches like Christian Collins - MasterChef Season 2. You can read this sloth from a mile away: all mouth and NO action... Likes to talk shit about everybody but can't back it up... Scared to DEATH if you call him out on his cowardice... You can see it all over his face.
He's the kind of jobless fool that I can guarantee will sit around day after day searching Yahoo! for his own name and I'll also bet he'll find this and leave an "anonymous" comment supporting himself, or making threats he has no plan whatsoever of backing up.
You're a pussy Christian Collins (June 10 1979) and I hope these words irritate you forever.


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

"Boston Rob" Mariano

What a fucking obnoxious, loud mouthed, weak pussy. This fucking clown isn't even from Boston... He's from fucking Canton or Stoughton Ma. There's nobody in Canton or Stoughton but lame ass fucking college faggots, like this douche. Get a life you old faggot, you're washed up, lame, weak, boring. If I could have a shot at Survivor, I'd pass on the million bucks without a doubt if I only had the chance to pound fucking faggot homo boys teeth through his gums, chew his nose off & shit in the big bloody hole. I'd really like to jam dried fish egg & sand covered blunt sticks in his eyeballs and rape him in the squeaky pink asshole with an Ometepe flag pole. I'd lead him into tribal counsel on his hands & knees with poles & sticks hanging out of his orifices and a little poodle collar made of sea weed and have him pronounce to the world that he is a washed up useless piece of shit faggot that only exists in his own little pathetic world of parasitic pussies & college cunts. Whew... THAT WAS GOOD!!!                 fucking pussy. So whatever, his name's Mariano, and you know where he lives, call up his mom some day.

Charlie Sheen

I don't even know where to begin with this guy... He has been referred to as a "consummate actor" recently during his crack stem meltdown. Now that is the biggest line of bullshit I've ever heard! This guy is one of the most unconvincing actors I've ever laid my eyes upon. He has no talent, he is hard to look at with that bulbous nose, massive cranium & unsupported ego. Did you watch any of the video from which the above photo was taken? It's funny as shit to see that old buttChuck truly believes he is intelligent. "buttal"?! Is that funny or clever? I don't fucking think so you clown faggot bitch. What a disgrace. Riding the waves of his family's fame. The whole family sucks when you think about it... Dad sucked ass in Apocalypse Now, nothing great there. Again, unconvincing.... Emelio?! Are you kidding me?! Those goddamned Baldwin's are a million times more entertaining than these clowns & they SUCK! Charlie, I would love to punch you in the throat, kick out your remaining teeth and make you admit on tape that you're an untalented ugly pussy who deserves nothing more than a mouth full of pig shit. Fucking faggot asshole.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Bethenny Frankel

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! The sight of this OLD ugly fucking whore pig douche C*NT make's my stomach roil! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM & WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE HER UGLY FUCKING FACE WHEN I TURN ON MY TV?!?!?! Without knowing one goddamn thing about her, I FUCKING HATE HER! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU BETHENNY FRANKEL, YOU OLD STUPID FUCKING SQUARE HEAD BITCH?! If I were stupid enough to marry this filthy pig, I wouldn't be able to leave the house each morning until I had belted her across the mouth a few times & belittled her to tears. Doesn't she look like some old retarded turtle? I bet she's got more hair around her asshole tan I have on my whole body. Thank heavens you aren't my neighbor... boy o boy, I would make your pathetic vile life fucking hell... DIE BITCH DIE!!!    i feel so much better now.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is the most irritating little girl on the planet. I don't know where she came from, or how many cocks she had to suck to get her place in the limelight, but I pray to god she falls on the 3rd rail. I fucking cringe when I hear little clips of that stupid fucking song of hers. I take comfort in the fact that this little piece of shit faggot bitch punk will fall out of circulation as soon as she sprouts her first pube. Maybe someone can do the world a favor and introduce the little puke to heroin.