Dexter's Sister

 

What a TERRIBLE choice to play Debra Morgan, Dexter's sister. Don't even tell me you disagree! She SUCKS!!! The only explanation I can think of is that she's lined up to be killed in an upcoming episode & no one will complain. I thought his wife was a terrible choice! Thank god she's dead! Now, PLEASE get rid of this idiot! What an ugly dude this bitch is... 

Swahili Names

 

It's all a game to hijack the English language & turn it into a massive verbal ghetto. The mutilated slang of the oppressed has started finding its way into our schoolbooks & dictionaries. It's acceptable to axe a question, to git me dem thangs over dere, to come-up on some jump-offs. It's a disgrace. The names are increasingly pathetic & retarded. Do you really think the "ladies" in the photo are naming their kids Kesha, Shaniqua, Sequita, Beyonce, Rashawn or Barack? Here's a great place for baby names of you're stuck:

http://www.babynameworld.com/african.asp

Maury Povich

Maury, Jerry, Morton... it's all the same. No entertainment value what-so-ever. There's one class of people who subscribe to this nonsense and it's the same class of people who actually appear on the show: lowlife, poor, inbred, trailer trash, retard, dumb, foolish, prostitutes, crack heads etc. It's disgusting to see people cheering, stomping their feet and swinging from the trees because someone is or isn't "da baby daddy". What about the kid?!  "Daddy almost shit a brick when he found out he was your father" or "it took 5 paternity tests, but we nailed the bastard!"
whodababydaddy? izenodabydaddy! youdababydaddy?

Pretty Wicked

I truly hope I'm the only loser out there who has actually watched this show. It can be found on the Oxygen channel if you feel the need to kill some innocent brain cells. A group of skanks, who think they're the cat's ass, live in a warehouse together & work on their "inner beauty". At the end of each episode, the one who shows the least improvement is voted off, or "burned" as they refer to it. What I find amusing about the show is, none of the girls have any reason to feel "beautiful", they are all gross in their individual ways, none of them are actually attractive, none of them have an ounce of class and they are incredibly dumb. It's boring, stupid and painful (along the lines of my repetitious slamming of stupid slut celebrities). They're all identical to the ugliest sluts you or your friends (myself included) have dated over the years.  Here's a little more fodder for the fire:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/03/31/2009-03-31_oxygens_emitting_obnoxious_fumes_with_pr.html

Tara Reid

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” - Tara Reid... It seems as if a vast majority of female celebrities fall into the drunk, slut, talentless, ugly suck-a-cock-or-two hundred-for-a-role category. I just can't come up with any new & exciting ways to belittle these douche bags... It's the same thing over and over (and I apologize for it): whore, drug slut, gross, pathetic, talentless waste of space. Here's the incredibly stupid slut in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IA76ScdwBk

Gwen Stefani

This bitch is nothing more than an ugly retard without the speech impediment. I don't know why so many men think she's hot... she's not. She's fucking gross. That song "I'm just a girl" makes me cringe. How fucking gay/stupid do you have to be to think Gwen Stefani is talented? Another one for the ugly rat category. This isn't the best quality video, but, it does capture her getting hit with a bottle while on stage. Too bad it wasn''t a 40oz bottle & too bad they didn't hit her in the big stupid mouth with it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8rb5T64wng

Courtney Love

I really don't think I have to say much here. Every living being on the planet knows this ugly bitch is nothing more than a useless, talentless, groupie, whore, pig, disease ridden dog. I can't believe she's not dead yet, I just hope it happens today or tomorrow. Here's a video to make you puke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTqy6lghtK0

Avril Lavigne

Spindly little rat. Pointy rodent teeth. A 4' length of strapping with hair. I bet her breath smells awful. I bet her clam is dry & cold. I bet she got picked on in school. I'd like to see Paris Hilton bitch-slap her. She is an incredibly contradictory little puke. Here's a YouTube clip that sums it up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbfEIsEvlqU

Earl Bradley

 

Earl Bradley is the piece of fucking shit pedophile pediatrician from Delaware who skinned up 103 of his child patients. Here is one mother fucker who deserves to have his skull bashed to bits against a steel toilet. I'm sure his days in prison aren't going to be easy, I just hope he doesn't get 10 straight minutes of peace in jail.

Dixie Chicks with Dicks

Fuck the Dixie Chicks, all of their songs, whatever it is they think they represent, their stupid fucking clothes, their semen breath, the little hairs around their assholes, their kids, their oversized browning & stretched nipples, the string dangling from their crotches 25 days a month and especially that ugly pig in the orange sweater. Fuck the Dixie Chicks.

Plymouth County Jail (it's COs & entire organization)

If you've ever been to jail you know the deal. Correctional Officers are worse than cops. Mainly because they can't make the grade to be a cop, they once were a cop but got demoted or fired, they're too fat or stupid (stupider than a cop I should say), or they're afraid. So, they become Correctional Officers. COs typically act a hell of a lot tougher than they actually are because they've got you trapped in jail & can basically fuck up your parole, your earned good time, schooling etc. They are real cock suckers. The women COs are usually loud mouthed butch lesbians who couldn't make the grade to be married (ie: too fat or stupid etc). Yeah, I was in jail, yeah I hate cops, yeah I already know your blase responses... If you like cops or Co's, you suck too.

Tommy Lee

 

I personally don't care for Motley Crue, ugly men in make-up isn't my cup of tea. Some of the music is ok I guess. But, Tommy Lee is a piece of shit. Skinny, weak & washed up. Tattoos do not make a pussy cool.  I'd like to break each & every one of those fingers. Fucking loser.

Heidi Strobel & the pathetic desperation of losers

 

While I'm on the subject of Survivor (I really could go on for weeks picking apart the retards that have wound up on this show), why not touch on Heidi Strobel? Here she is pulling her pants down for peanut butter, this event probably took 10 years off her fathers life. Whats ALMOST as pathetic as her, are the men from this season who couldn't get over how absolutely GORGEOUS she was! C'mon people, she's fucking DISGUSTING!!!! You're only on the show for 5 weeks (if you're very very lucky), I think you can hold off until you can meet some bar slut who would outshine this bitch by miles! I did enjoy watching her & her dumb slut skank ho friend Jenna crying repeatedly.

TV whores, Parvati

I do like the show Survivor (kill me), but I hate filthy whores, so it's a rough go watching the show when they feature ungodly disgusting slut pigs like Parvati (repeatedly for gods sake!). If you've seen her, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Within 24 hours of her 1st season, she had the black guys cock in her ass & at the same time was pulling the prick of every other guy on the island. I hate little twirpy cum sluts like this douche bag.

Aventura - Romeo

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Aventura, consider yourselves fortunate. They are one of thousands of Latin faggot ass "boy bands". The singer, Romeo, makes my blood boil. He is one of those people who think they are the absolute shit. I, however, think he is nothing more than a piece of shit. Recently I happened across a live show on TV by Aventura, during which, Romeo take a few minutes to banter between songs about going down on & having sex with young girls. The crowd had to be 10,000 strong, ALL aged 12 - 15, all young girls... Apparently Romeo enjoys having & talking sex with little girls. I fucking hate skinners, diddlers, rippers & molesters. Here is the poster-boy for people I hate.

Bad, ignorant, careless drivers

 

I know I'm not alone in my contempt for bad drivers.  Road rage shouldn't be discouraged, it should be applauded. If someone gets run off the road or shot because they can't put down the phone & pay attention to the people around them, then, too friggen bad! You can't drive 3 blocks without encountering some clown: cutting you off, changing lanes or turning with no directional, plastering their face with make-up at a green light, pulling out of a side street at the last second, swerving from lane to lane, backing up on the highway to make the exit they missed etc... Brazilians, Asians, old farts & women are the worst offenders, by far... Haven't we all desired a missile release button on the steering wheel?

Ludacris - How Low Can You Go

This is only one example of the tens-of-thousands utterly retarded, stupid, talentless, re-hashed, unoriginal, rip-off, copy cat, imbecilic, idiotic, awful "songs" created by one of many talentless, stupid, idiotic, awful, copy cat emulators creating "music" these days. I can't comprehend how millions of uneducated, simple, wanna-be fools actually ENJOY this kind of crap and actually BELIEVE it's worthy of anything more than criticism & a good laugh. What a waste of airspace....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBWr02jxEuk

Douchebags of Mardi Gras

There are a few reasons I've never been to Mardi Gras and probably never will:
1. I fucking hate idiots
2. Large crowds of drunken assholes piss me off
3. Old bleach-blond whores showing their sagging / fake tits don't appeal to me
4. If I want to see a ton of homo's, I can drive to Back Bay or Provincetown
5. There's a 95% chance I would wind up arrested for fighting someone

Snooki

 

I've never seen the show, will never see the show and have no respect for fan's of the show. My disgust for this pig spawns from news clips that appear here & there. This filthy slut doesn't deserve an ounce of notoriety. "I am famous because I am a fat whore!" How nice... I have to admit, the first time I saw her I was overcome with joy, that was seeing a clip of her getting punched in the face by a dude. I think men who hit women should be beaten down & stabbed, but in this case, he should be awarded.

Vera Farmiga

What an ugly, talentless skank. The Departed (in my opinion) is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. I am sure I'm not alone in wondering where the fuck this broad came from... She is the one and only piece of the flick that absolutely sucks. I don't know a thing about her, like where she came from, who she's married to or who she blew to get a foot in Hollywood, and I really don't care. She just irritates the shit out of me.

Dubya's finest (a very small representation)

Someone messed up a BRILLIANT T.I. performance

Talentless, on his own

Another beauty

More Incompetence

Thank God for Obama!

My first critic!

 "You're an asshole..."

from the lovely Lola

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Submission from the mysterious "H47"

My kids wanted to go to the Museum of Science (Boston) for the Harry Potter thingamroll.

Big fucking mistake...Traffic around there @ Saturday 2:00 is friggin horrendous.

Getting four kids through a swarm of dopes to our scheduled entrance time sucked.

Big long lines of STUPID looking people (there were kids dressed up in costume. GROAN..) getting all excited about Harry Potter Shit...God it was awful. Years ago they made a movie and all the set props and costumes got stuffed in a warehouse on the back lot when it was done. Now they put them out on display, add  effects lighting, some cheesy sounds and charge a premium to walk through a maze and gaggle over the crap. Add a couple of schlepers with English accents guiding you through  and you've got a friggin exhibet... What was worst was seeing mature men stooping, reading the placards as if there was something intresting or historical there. ITS A FUCKING GOWN USED IN A CHILDRENS MOVIE!!!!!! Move on you friggin twit!!!!! I felt like grabbing someone by the neck and SQUEEEEEEEZZZZZING!!!!!!

THen came the gift shop.......THE last gasp, a final effort to suck the last nickle out of a fat, pimply, fan base that seems to have a very big void in their life. They seem content throwing  money down a shithole....words are too small to describe my contempt. 

H47