Monday, February 21, 2011

Bethenny Frankel

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! The sight of this OLD ugly fucking whore pig douche C*NT make's my stomach roil! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM & WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE HER UGLY FUCKING FACE WHEN I TURN ON MY TV?!?!?! Without knowing one goddamn thing about her, I FUCKING HATE HER! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU BETHENNY FRANKEL, YOU OLD STUPID FUCKING SQUARE HEAD BITCH?! If I were stupid enough to marry this filthy pig, I wouldn't be able to leave the house each morning until I had belted her across the mouth a few times & belittled her to tears. Doesn't she look like some old retarded turtle? I bet she's got more hair around her asshole tan I have on my whole body. Thank heavens you aren't my neighbor... boy o boy, I would make your pathetic vile life fucking hell... DIE BITCH DIE!!!    i feel so much better now.

21 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAhha!!! You don't know me but I just have to say I share the same exact feelings but you put it into words of epic proportions and I thank you for that!!! Ugly turtle with a shrill, obnoxious abomination of a voice, DIE!!!

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  2. Every Monday I listen to music on full blast for an hour because my girlfriend likes that annoying SOB.

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  3. she's so hot... I wanna bang a grey, like real bad. I'd settle for an underage alien from some predominantly white country, but she kinda fits both to a tee. I had a pigeon once that got sick, and I ate it's babies with a fork and shovel. I'd like to think I could do the same for our fetus' should I ever forget to pull outta that nasty lil whore. I swear if I had a time machine, I'd go murder that cunt's grandma, just so her dirt box bitch mother wouldn't be conceived. Just once in my life, I wanna see that bitch beg for mercy... only to be denied at the sight of my huge... bullet?

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  4. The comments are beautiful! I forget sometimes that I am not alone in my disparage for most celebrities. I will never comprehend how people like Bethenny Frankel, Justin Bieber, the Baldwin bro's, Tyra Banks, Kendra, Real Housewives of anywhere etc get paid for utter grossness. These are horrible representations of mankind. The worst of the worst. These people look down upon "normal society" because the weak minded programmed followers of all things fake have put it in their heads that they are special, talented or worth anything more than a 3rd day piss drip. Can't there be one true "reality" channel? A channel that presents the wit, charm & talents of some teens lighting bags of shit ablaze on the doorstep of Oprah?

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  5. Episode tonight was the baby's baptism. After Bryn was baptized, the whole family went to a restaurant. Jason's parents are so sweet, but she actually had the nerve to hush them when they made a fuss over the baby! She's a self-centered bitch. I am POSITIVE their marriage won't last. I am so sick of hearing her baby this, baby that, my baby, my baby! Enough already. She keeps threatening that they'll move to L.A. I'm positive she does this to torture Jason's parents knowing how much they love the baby. She's cold and cruel. She complains about her upbringing, lack of love, blah, blah, blah! You'd think she'd like to have the family she never had and be nicer to Jason's parents. No, she wants that baby and Jason all to her selfish self. I can't stand her. Me, me, me, baby, baby, baby, Bryn, Bryn, Bryn! SHUT UP!

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  6. I am not going to write anything to nasty about Bethenny,but I belive she is a calculating B----!You have to give her credit though,she made million's from branding the word skinny,and oh ya the cocktail,which is crap.

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  7. OMG, I just came across this and I have to say this is f-ing hilarious! Glad someone else hates her. Why is this woman popular? For being a bitch on wheels? Um, oh yeah, that is real talent - NOT! LOL.

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  8. LOVE the comments y'all. I just can't get over how badly television has deteriorated into 900 channels of talentless, pathetic, reality stars that no one would ever give 2 flying fucks about if thy knew them in person. If this ugly bitch lived next door to me, I'd egg her house, pour paint all over her car, piss in her pool, dump bed-bugs down her chimney & burn crosses on her lawn. That's just what comes to mind immediately.....
    Ugly whore. Bethanny, call me!

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  9. Absolutely hilarious - I hate this dumb c*nt, too.

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  10. The "belting" got me rolling in laughter--probably because of my thoughts on Sick A. Hicks. Thanks for the real entertainment Doil--venting in laughter at these people who inject themselves into the media without taste.
    If the media is like the high-school popularity contest, this woman might get "most likely to administer her own c-section after eating too much Crisco"

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  11. OMG. Thank you. I must read the rest of your blog. You've said everything I was just thinking. I hate people who say OMG, but I really mean it. Thank you.

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  12. My girlfriend is watching that stupid dog faced clam right now and I want to set my house on fire to make the pain go away.

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  13. She does know how to market herself. She is thin. I wish I could be that way. Oh, well. Some people have it all. Sigh...

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  14. You are all retarded jealous and insecure its sad. I Dislike reality tv just as well. So can you guess what my solution is I don't talk or think about people I dislike. Instead I focus on my own life. Whether you are a nay sayer or a fan. Either way it's just a distraction for people to disconnect from their own lives it's a waste of time. I don't worry about stupid celebrities reality stars not any of that. Because trust me they are not worrying about any of you. Which ironically makes them at the top one percent ! Notice the pattern? Anyway I suppose I am guilty to of every now and then findIng myself stepping into the matrix due to a distracting " I hate bethenny frankel blog" Well with that said I'm going to continue browsing this magnificent iPad device which holds within it a variety of global, intellectual, and useful information that no doubt could and would improve my life substantially. I must at this time respond first to the basic needs of my human nature and continue browsing the Internet for porn! And one last statement: apologize for Being so mean at the beginning of my comments . You are all probably right she perhaps does suck! But really everyone who gives a fuck!

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    1. I'll bet you're licking cheezie doodle off your fingers between words. You're a lesbian, a loner, a divorcee or involved in an interracial relationship. You're fat, white, mid 30s, wear glasses and can't reach far enough to trim your toenails. You giggle as your own farts waft past the jungle of hairs around your saucer sized brown stained bunghole and you haven't washed the middle of your back in a year. Take your magnificent iPad into the bath tub and soak yourself in bleach, then plug your magnificent iPad in. The truth is: it's the people like you who google "Bethenny Frankel" and scour the underground blogs to leave pathetic comments, it is you who are retarded, jealous and insecure. So fuck off you filthy bleeding vaginal blood fart. There's not a person on the planet who is jealous of this ugly skank.

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  15. What gets me is how fake she is, she just loved Jason when the cameras were rolling. Then when she got the money which should equally be split with Jason for he was involved with the margarita product from the start. He was in the show half the time where it was launched and helped with distribution problems. They were a team until the sale. I was sick during the episode when Bethenny was giving him a laptop only on the grounds that he would work as a employee for the product. That is it in a nutshell. She is so damn cheap she just pocketed $100 million and she is dangling a frigid laptop over Jasen's head. That told the whole story, it was now mine and mine, hers! She is a selfish bitch. He should fight her for half of everything she become popular because of their escapes. Just like I Love Lucy, she was never the hit she was without Desi. Bethenny will never be happy, she uses people. She used Andy from Bravo and dumped him when she had better offers and he made her rich and Bethenny will complain about not wanting to be a guest on Andy's talk show. He made her and this selfish bitch knows it. Jason made one big ass mistake getting her pregnant because now he has to deal with her for the rest of his life. He should have seen through her and kept going.

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  16. Frankel never matured. She can build a business but she can't try to work on a marriage to a great man like Jason Hoppy. She wouldn't even do it for her daughter. She then moves into a male friend's apartment and brings her daughter with her. What's she going to tell Bryn, that she can call the guy Uncle? Frankel is happy when her life is miserable and who makes it miserable? Frankel. All she likes to do is whine, moan and talk about herself for hours. She also treated Hoppy's parents like dirt. The most important thing, she would rather end the marriage than give Bryn a secure and loving home. She's truly a miserable SOB of a woman. Some attack others as being "jealous" when they voice their opinions of Frankel. In response to that: Jealous of what. Also, Hoppy should get primary custody of Bryn - she needs a stable home life - with Frankel always here, there and God-knows where, that poor child won't know where home is.

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  17. Bethenny is a classless piece of shit whore!! She's a vile skank!! Jason must have been incredibly ignorant or incredibly stupid to marry that insufferable cunt! I feel sorry for her child having to grow up with that worthless bitch a mother.

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  18. Great site. Should add Palin and Coulter to this list.

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  19. came up with skank on my own. I like vile. that fake as shit, wannabe hip, screechey fire crotch is on in the other room and thank god my Rugar isn't handy at the moment.

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