The CougarLife.com song has got to be one of the most irritating things I've ever heard. Even worse than 1-877-Kars 4 Kids, the Chicken Dance and the Barney song combined.... The way they try to sex-up the words "wouldn't you like to date a cougar toooooo" make me cringe and wanna f&cking vomit... The funny thing about CougarLife is, you aren't ever, never, ever going to find a "hot cougar" browsing AND PAYING for their service! C'mon, you'll have better luck down at the Lucky Dog Saloon. I'd bet my life savings that CougarLife is LOADED with middle-aged, smashed & loose, sagging & stretched, single-mother-of-at-least-two-interracial-children-by-at-least-two-fathers-possibly-unknown, who post 15 year old photos of themselves at their absolute best that do not represent themselves remotely in the present. I'd also bet that 95% of the registered "cougars" are AT LEAST 15lbs overweight (minimum). A great place for pathetic men to meet pathetic women.
Check out the President (and proud cougar) of CougarLife.com,
Claudia Opdenkelder... do you think for one second that this bitch looks anything like this when she rolls over, quiffs, and breathes hot sloppy semen-onion-cigarette-wine breath on you first thing in the morning?! I F*CKING DOUBT IT!!!! Total bullshit....... whatta whore
Makes me think of all the insulting people do for money. That social site "Our Time" for older folks to conjoin could only be topped if a site called "Early Time" came out--that's just sick-chicken, but probably already exists in some form.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this Claudia woman is just trying to pay for her face to keep the only power she thinks she has. I can smell the hanging nether regions you describe and a supreme bait-and-switch routine (like some witch underneath wax and plastic).