If you've watched this run of Top Chef, then you must be in absolute agreement with the rest of mankind... Sarah Hindenburg is: not easy on the eyes, very hard to stomach, obese - sweaty - disgusting - very round - in need of serious dental work - loud - obnoxious - fat (did I mention that already?) - cruel - and fat. I bet she sniffs her own farts & "wipes and looks". I guarantee she hasn't washed between her toes (or the middle of her pimple ridden back) in decades because there's no way she can reach them. I suppose she loves bacon, potato chips and a lot of butter. She is a degrading cow. When I see her fat, round, oily face with it's round greasy mouth and Leon Spinks tooth gap, I want to shoot a hole in my TV. She doesn't have the balls to make comments to anyone's face (alright, she most likely does have balls. A big wrinkly stale tired limping set similar to a dead sun tanned stretched elephant cheek filled with rock salt). I'd like to see little Beverly knock her stupid square teeth down her overly exercised throat. You are a sad piece of greasy old lard Sarah and I hope your clogging arteries rob your struggling heart of life. You could be Miss Piggy's fat old aunt, but I'm sure Miss Piggy would deny it. She's got far more class & elegance than you'll ever have and she's nothing but pieces of plastic and fabric with a hand up her ass.
You are a disgusting fat ugly pig with a big horrifying mouth attached to it.
If you have a husband, wife or whatever, I'm willing to bet they are utterly horrified and embarrassed by your existence. You embarrass me and I have no friggen clue who or what you are. Everybody on the show hates you as well and I hope you cry yourself to sleep every night for the rest of your wasted life. You are a fat pig and you make millions of people sick.
UPDATE: All I can say is "THANK GOD!"... I have a tendency to stumble across things such as TV shows that infuriate me so thoroughly that I can't change the channel. Case in point: MTVs Battle of the Exes (or something similar). I stopped on an episode the other day while blindly searching for something to bide my down time, and Holy Shit!!! I have never seen more pathetic displays of idiocy, self-absorbance and drunken belligerence that brought about subliminal daydream images of heads on posts a la Cambodia to calm my nerves. Mmmmm, those botox-free swollen lips and Doc Hollywood-free high-tight-cheekbones... Far more appealing an image than Marisa (or whatever her name is / was) completely hammered flipping out on her boyfriend and jumping in the pool fully clad in her Marshalls heels & Hot Topic top. Those 10 minutes I have lost forever. I could have been smashing my fingertips in the door or carving out my own anus instead without regretting it so much in the end. I'm losing myself here.... My point was supposed to be (somehow), that regardless of how good or lousy these Reality shows are, there's always someone to root for. The "least worst" perhaps. Like lethal injection as opposed to hanging or Pumpernickel over Rye. The sad fact is, no matter how badly someone deserves to win, no matter how far they exceeded their expectations, no matter how perfectly they fit the bill, some other piece of shit wins, and I find myself forever saying "WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!!" but then I do and the same shit happens again and again.
Well folks, this time I went to bed with a calmer head and slept well because that fat, frustrating pig LOST. Thank you thank you thank you judges! Did you see the little stat "Which Top Chef Have You Voted For"? With Paul @ 88% and POS @ 12% I felt almost ensured of her victory.
At any rate, thanks to DVR I could watch that filthy cow cry over and over as I felt better and better hearing her mumble in that mousy pathetic squeal of hers "I thought for a second that I had won... but I didn't" HA HA HA HA HAAAAA..... HA HA HAAAA..... A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you all for the thoughtful, warm & insightful comments! Keep them coming!!! I assume many bottom-rung, foolish, egotistical TV personalities will spend some time scouring the web for praise & self gratification to balloon their over inflated melons, and I try to tag these posts so people will find them without trying too hard. So, Sarah, if you've found this little op-ed: I hope you're Mom isn't too sad you lost, she probably expected it. 9 out of 10 people wanted you to lose (and probably die) and you did. You lost again. You lost Top Chef like you lost in the gene game. You are fat, stupid and ugly and nobody likes you. Cleanse your colon, brush your teeth and eat some lettuce you cow. You made me so happy when you cried as your dreams were crushed and I thank you for that. I truly hope I never ever ever see your pig-face again. Now kick rocks bitch!
aaahhhhhhhh.... what a great way to start the day!!!
Cheerio everybody!
