Louis Gossett Jr

I've always hated this fucking clown. He doesn't even have to open his mouth, you can look at his face & determine instantly that he is an arrogant, anti-white douchebag. He's not a talented actor, he sucks. His roles are incredibly lame, he has zero capabilities or skills. He's very hard to look at without feeling ill. He's like Flavor Flav from a slightly better housing project (sorry Flav, you're light years ahead of this loser). Whatever, Louis Gossett Jr sucks hairy ass.

Jennavecia

Jennavecia is a piece of shit. Jennavecia is a foul mouthed filthy whore. Jennavecia announces to a large crowd of oiled up, buff, college fools that she will fuck all of them. Jennavecia claims to have fucked just about everyone. Jennavecia finally got her disgusting, stupid, pathetic, crab overrun self tossed off Tool Academy 3. The whole cast is fairly pathetic, but this ugly bitch takes the urinal cake. Her boyfriend really needs to reconsider what the fuck he is doing, she must suck cock like a champion. The dude would be 110% better off with a toothless, 50-something bar pig. Momma would be far more proud. Jennavecia, I wish you would kill yourself. Whore.

Frodo

Frodo Baggins is a pussy. So ain't Elijah Wood. If you disagree with me on either one of those statements, then you're a pussy too.

Cats

 

I hate cats. Kittens are all cute n' shit, they're sort of fun when they're tiny, but they still piss me off. As soon as those little claws come out & they latch onto my hand & start shredding away with their hind legs, that's when I grind my teeth & start shaking the little head ferociously back & forth. Once a cat is like 3 months old, it's useless. It's just like some women, it doesn't do shit but lay around all day, won't come when you call it etc... Bootsie, Mittens, BooBoo, Moxie, Fluffy, what the fuck?! Cat's suck.

Lindsey Lohan

I just hate every last little thing about this ugly fucking skank douche bag whore pig piece of shit slut.
This photo makes me want to punch her in the face. Arrggghhh!!! I fucking HATE you Lindsey Lohandjob. I wish you'd fall into the tar pits. Brush your teeth you slug. Was it this bitch that had "fire crotch"? I forget if it was or not, but it seems fitting.

Dexter's Wife

 

Julie Benz, Rita, Dexter's wife... I never really cared for her on the show, sure, she's pretty, she's not a terribly bad actress... BUT,  she does come of as a loose, two-timing, sneaky, self-centered bitch on the show, most of it written into the script, but you can tell there's a lot of herself in the acting. The thing that really got me going on Julie Benz was her role in the newer Rambo flick. Her role sucked, she was incredibly frustrating, and whiny, and in the way, and a pain in the ass. I fucking hate the person who is always falling down when being chased and requiring the other person to stop & pick their lousy asses up to save them. I'd have left this douche to die. Then there's the climactic gun battle / bloodshed at the end where she is terrified immobile, freaking out at the sound of the guns... What an inconvenience this broad was in the movie. Whiny, crying, scared, obnoxious, bothersome, in the way, loud mouthed clam....

Dexter's Sister

 

What a TERRIBLE choice to play Debra Morgan, Dexter's sister. Don't even tell me you disagree! She SUCKS!!! The only explanation I can think of is that she's lined up to be killed in an upcoming episode & no one will complain. I thought his wife was a terrible choice! Thank god she's dead! Now, PLEASE get rid of this idiot! What an ugly dude this bitch is... 

Swahili Names

 

It's all a game to hijack the English language & turn it into a massive verbal ghetto. The mutilated slang of the oppressed has started finding its way into our schoolbooks & dictionaries. It's acceptable to axe a question, to git me dem thangs over dere, to come-up on some jump-offs. It's a disgrace. The names are increasingly pathetic & retarded. Do you really think the "ladies" in the photo are naming their kids Kesha, Shaniqua, Sequita, Beyonce, Rashawn or Barack? Here's a great place for baby names of you're stuck:

http://www.babynameworld.com/african.asp

Maury Povich

Maury, Jerry, Morton... it's all the same. No entertainment value what-so-ever. There's one class of people who subscribe to this nonsense and it's the same class of people who actually appear on the show: lowlife, poor, inbred, trailer trash, retard, dumb, foolish, prostitutes, crack heads etc. It's disgusting to see people cheering, stomping their feet and swinging from the trees because someone is or isn't "da baby daddy". What about the kid?!  "Daddy almost shit a brick when he found out he was your father" or "it took 5 paternity tests, but we nailed the bastard!"
whodababydaddy? izenodabydaddy! youdababydaddy?

Pretty Wicked

I truly hope I'm the only loser out there who has actually watched this show. It can be found on the Oxygen channel if you feel the need to kill some innocent brain cells. A group of skanks, who think they're the cat's ass, live in a warehouse together & work on their "inner beauty". At the end of each episode, the one who shows the least improvement is voted off, or "burned" as they refer to it. What I find amusing about the show is, none of the girls have any reason to feel "beautiful", they are all gross in their individual ways, none of them are actually attractive, none of them have an ounce of class and they are incredibly dumb. It's boring, stupid and painful (along the lines of my repetitious slamming of stupid slut celebrities). They're all identical to the ugliest sluts you or your friends (myself included) have dated over the years.  Here's a little more fodder for the fire:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/03/31/2009-03-31_oxygens_emitting_obnoxious_fumes_with_pr.html

Tara Reid

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” - Tara Reid... It seems as if a vast majority of female celebrities fall into the drunk, slut, talentless, ugly suck-a-cock-or-two hundred-for-a-role category. I just can't come up with any new & exciting ways to belittle these douche bags... It's the same thing over and over (and I apologize for it): whore, drug slut, gross, pathetic, talentless waste of space. Here's the incredibly stupid slut in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IA76ScdwBk

Gwen Stefani

This bitch is nothing more than an ugly retard without the speech impediment. I don't know why so many men think she's hot... she's not. She's fucking gross. That song "I'm just a girl" makes me cringe. How fucking gay/stupid do you have to be to think Gwen Stefani is talented? Another one for the ugly rat category. This isn't the best quality video, but, it does capture her getting hit with a bottle while on stage. Too bad it wasn''t a 40oz bottle & too bad they didn't hit her in the big stupid mouth with it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8rb5T64wng

Courtney Love

I really don't think I have to say much here. Every living being on the planet knows this ugly bitch is nothing more than a useless, talentless, groupie, whore, pig, disease ridden dog. I can't believe she's not dead yet, I just hope it happens today or tomorrow. Here's a video to make you puke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTqy6lghtK0

Avril Lavigne

Spindly little rat. Pointy rodent teeth. A 4' length of strapping with hair. I bet her breath smells awful. I bet her clam is dry & cold. I bet she got picked on in school. I'd like to see Paris Hilton bitch-slap her. She is an incredibly contradictory little puke. Here's a YouTube clip that sums it up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbfEIsEvlqU

Earl Bradley

 

Earl Bradley is the piece of fucking shit pedophile pediatrician from Delaware who skinned up 103 of his child patients. Here is one mother fucker who deserves to have his skull bashed to bits against a steel toilet. I'm sure his days in prison aren't going to be easy, I just hope he doesn't get 10 straight minutes of peace in jail.

Dixie Chicks with Dicks

Fuck the Dixie Chicks, all of their songs, whatever it is they think they represent, their stupid fucking clothes, their semen breath, the little hairs around their assholes, their kids, their oversized browning & stretched nipples, the string dangling from their crotches 25 days a month and especially that ugly pig in the orange sweater. Fuck the Dixie Chicks.

Plymouth County Jail (it's COs & entire organization)

If you've ever been to jail you know the deal. Correctional Officers are worse than cops. Mainly because they can't make the grade to be a cop, they once were a cop but got demoted or fired, they're too fat or stupid (stupider than a cop I should say), or they're afraid. So, they become Correctional Officers. COs typically act a hell of a lot tougher than they actually are because they've got you trapped in jail & can basically fuck up your parole, your earned good time, schooling etc. They are real cock suckers. The women COs are usually loud mouthed butch lesbians who couldn't make the grade to be married (ie: too fat or stupid etc). Yeah, I was in jail, yeah I hate cops, yeah I already know your blase responses... If you like cops or Co's, you suck too.

Tommy Lee

 

I personally don't care for Motley Crue, ugly men in make-up isn't my cup of tea. Some of the music is ok I guess. But, Tommy Lee is a piece of shit. Skinny, weak & washed up. Tattoos do not make a pussy cool.  I'd like to break each & every one of those fingers. Fucking loser.

Heidi Strobel & the pathetic desperation of losers

 

While I'm on the subject of Survivor (I really could go on for weeks picking apart the retards that have wound up on this show), why not touch on Heidi Strobel? Here she is pulling her pants down for peanut butter, this event probably took 10 years off her fathers life. Whats ALMOST as pathetic as her, are the men from this season who couldn't get over how absolutely GORGEOUS she was! C'mon people, she's fucking DISGUSTING!!!! You're only on the show for 5 weeks (if you're very very lucky), I think you can hold off until you can meet some bar slut who would outshine this bitch by miles! I did enjoy watching her & her dumb slut skank ho friend Jenna crying repeatedly.

TV whores, Parvati

I do like the show Survivor (kill me), but I hate filthy whores, so it's a rough go watching the show when they feature ungodly disgusting slut pigs like Parvati (repeatedly for gods sake!). If you've seen her, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Within 24 hours of her 1st season, she had the black guys cock in her ass & at the same time was pulling the prick of every other guy on the island. I hate little twirpy cum sluts like this douche bag.