Jennavecia

Jennavecia is a piece of shit. Jennavecia is a foul mouthed filthy whore. Jennavecia announces to a large crowd of oiled up, buff, college fools that she will fuck all of them. Jennavecia claims to have fucked just about everyone. Jennavecia finally got her disgusting, stupid, pathetic, crab overrun self tossed off Tool Academy 3. The whole cast is fairly pathetic, but this ugly bitch takes the urinal cake. Her boyfriend really needs to reconsider what the fuck he is doing, she must suck cock like a champion. The dude would be 110% better off with a toothless, 50-something bar pig. Momma would be far more proud. Jennavecia, I wish you would kill yourself. Whore.

Pretty Wicked

I truly hope I'm the only loser out there who has actually watched this show. It can be found on the Oxygen channel if you feel the need to kill some innocent brain cells. A group of skanks, who think they're the cat's ass, live in a warehouse together & work on their "inner beauty". At the end of each episode, the one who shows the least improvement is voted off, or "burned" as they refer to it. What I find amusing about the show is, none of the girls have any reason to feel "beautiful", they are all gross in their individual ways, none of them are actually attractive, none of them have an ounce of class and they are incredibly dumb. It's boring, stupid and painful (along the lines of my repetitious slamming of stupid slut celebrities). They're all identical to the ugliest sluts you or your friends (myself included) have dated over the years.  Here's a little more fodder for the fire:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/03/31/2009-03-31_oxygens_emitting_obnoxious_fumes_with_pr.html

Mary Murphy

So You Think You Can Dance has got to be ONE of the most idiotic shows I have ever seen. Garbage! This Mary Murphy makes me grind my teeth. Ugly, loud, obnoxious skank. So You Think You Can Piss Off The World should be her next series. Pig...

Sarah Palin

The Queen of Stupid. There's really not much more I can say that she hasn't already proven on her own. I thought Kerry / Bush was a grueling decision!