Cats

 

I hate cats. Kittens are all cute n' shit, they're sort of fun when they're tiny, but they still piss me off. As soon as those little claws come out & they latch onto my hand & start shredding away with their hind legs, that's when I grind my teeth & start shaking the little head ferociously back & forth. Once a cat is like 3 months old, it's useless. It's just like some women, it doesn't do shit but lay around all day, won't come when you call it etc... Bootsie, Mittens, BooBoo, Moxie, Fluffy, what the fuck?! Cat's suck.