1. I fucking hate idiots
2. Large crowds of drunken assholes piss me off
3. Old bleach-blond whores showing their sagging / fake tits don't appeal to me
4. If I want to see a ton of homo's, I can drive to Back Bay or Provincetown
5. There's a 95% chance I would wind up arrested for fighting someone
I wouldn't be worried so much about getting arrested. I'd be worried about what Mr. Starspangled cocksmoocher would do to me after he smacked the fight out of me. Yikes!!!
ReplyDeleteAlthough flagfag is indeed jacked. Nothing is as overwhelming as pure unadulterated malevolence...my moneys on Doil.
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The problem with Captain Cumerica is, he can't pick his Astro-Glide up off the bath house floor without pulling every muscle in his back... I doubt he's much of a grappler, but, I do bet he could wrestle a giant cock into submission before the bell stopped echoing.
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