Fucking slime balls. Fat con artists. Dying before your eyes. Pussies. Pieces of shit. Chumlee rules. Do us a favor & murder your family Chum! What worthless wastes of DNA. Redneck inbred idiot assholes. I'll give you $50 for that $5000 civil war sword! How about I slice your humungous head right off your disgusting torso with it instead. Fucking clowns.
HA HA great post! As much as I like and have seen this show, they do cheat a lot of people, screw a lot of people over, and intentionally lie to people. I'd never sell shit there, nevermind anything remotely of value! The pawning business is not an honest one. My suggestion for assassination, poison their morning donuts.
ReplyDeleteJust the look of that crusty old geezer in the fedora irritates me. I havent even seen the show and i cant stand these fops.
ReplyDeleteThe old man looks like he hasn't shit in a week. I'd like to slap that stupid hat off his head and poke him in the eye...just sayin.
Just another reason why it it's come to be called the Hysteria Channel.
ReplyDeleteYou do know retail stores mark their crap up about 90%, right? It's not their fault some jackass 20 year old is willing to part with a 300 year old family heirloom cause they need the cash for strippers and blow.
ReplyDeleteI understand the theory of pawning, idiots & capitalism. But, if you've watched the show a few times you would see that they imply that they like to give people relative value of the items minus profit & overhead. But, you'll also see that in quite a few instances they simply try to "shitbag" people out of extraordinary amounts of money. ie: the schlep who had the Shelby Cobra body valued @ like $50k, yet because the guy got it for free, they think they should be entitled to purchase it for $500. Pick up the phone book, check eBay, find someone who could actually use it & pay fair market value. It's unfortunate that most of these idiots selling their shit are in Vegas, gambling, strung out or unemployed. How do you hear an "expert in the field of antique arms & armor" tell you your 18th century gun would fetch $20k at auction, but sell it to fucking BooBah for $2500? There's a big difference between making some cash & totally fucking people out of their collectibles.
ReplyDeleteI watched the show and enjoyed the history of items. It seemed as time went on the Shop screwed people more and more. Like they need the money, ya right. Their own specialist value the item at what ever, then the Shop only offers a fraction of what their person said its' worth, wow what a scam. An I bet their connection turns around and pays near what they said it was worth. I don't know if people are so stupid that they would loose thousands of dollars just to be seen on T.V. or what, but smart up. They have gotten rich out of those people. I heard the cast doesn't even work there unless filming now, but I don't know first hand. The show needs to be shut down and put someone there thats half fair at least.
ReplyDeleteI heard that chum lee likes to drink huge frothing bowls of his own gooey diarrhea and then regurgitate it back into his mother's mouth while they're playing a game of tonsil-hockey afterwards. He then likes to wash it down with a glass of fresh urine.
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