"Boston Rob" Mariano

What a fucking obnoxious, loud mouthed, weak pussy. This fucking clown isn't even from Boston... He's from fucking Canton or Stoughton Ma. There's nobody in Canton or Stoughton but lame ass fucking college faggots, like this douche. Get a life you old faggot, you're washed up, lame, weak, boring. If I could have a shot at Survivor, I'd pass on the million bucks without a doubt if I only had the chance to pound fucking faggot homo boys teeth through his gums, chew his nose off & shit in the big bloody hole. I'd really like to jam dried fish egg & sand covered blunt sticks in his eyeballs and rape him in the squeaky pink asshole with an Ometepe flag pole. I'd lead him into tribal counsel on his hands & knees with poles & sticks hanging out of his orifices and a little poodle collar made of sea weed and have him pronounce to the world that he is a washed up useless piece of shit faggot that only exists in his own little pathetic world of parasitic pussies & college cunts. Whew... THAT WAS GOOD!!!                 fucking pussy. So whatever, his name's Mariano, and you know where he lives, call up his mom some day.

Charlie Sheen

I don't even know where to begin with this guy... He has been referred to as a "consummate actor" recently during his crack stem meltdown. Now that is the biggest line of bullshit I've ever heard! This guy is one of the most unconvincing actors I've ever laid my eyes upon. He has no talent, he is hard to look at with that bulbous nose, massive cranium & unsupported ego. Did you watch any of the video from which the above photo was taken? It's funny as shit to see that old buttChuck truly believes he is intelligent. "buttal"?! Is that funny or clever? I don't fucking think so you clown faggot bitch. What a disgrace. Riding the waves of his family's fame. The whole family sucks when you think about it... Dad sucked ass in Apocalypse Now, nothing great there. Again, unconvincing.... Emelio?! Are you kidding me?! Those goddamned Baldwin's are a million times more entertaining than these clowns & they SUCK! Charlie, I would love to punch you in the throat, kick out your remaining teeth and make you admit on tape that you're an untalented ugly pussy who deserves nothing more than a mouth full of pig shit. Fucking faggot asshole.

EXCLUSIVE! Prince William & Kate Middleton Wedding Music List LEAKED!!!

A DHoH EXCLUSIVE! Prince William & Kate Middleton's Wedding Music List LEAKED!!! Here are the Top 10 Songs they've requested for their post-wedding ceremony!

Always... 

You and I Together 

Just How Much I Feel 

Why Wouldn't I Love You Forever?

I'll Carry You Through Eternity

We Were Made For Each Other

Bethenny Frankel

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! The sight of this OLD ugly fucking whore pig douche C*NT make's my stomach roil! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM & WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE HER UGLY FUCKING FACE WHEN I TURN ON MY TV?!?!?! Without knowing one goddamn thing about her, I FUCKING HATE HER! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU BETHENNY FRANKEL, YOU OLD STUPID FUCKING SQUARE HEAD BITCH?! If I were stupid enough to marry this filthy pig, I wouldn't be able to leave the house each morning until I had belted her across the mouth a few times & belittled her to tears. Doesn't she look like some old retarded turtle? I bet she's got more hair around her asshole tan I have on my whole body. Thank heavens you aren't my neighbor... boy o boy, I would make your pathetic vile life fucking hell... DIE BITCH DIE!!!    i feel so much better now.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is the most irritating little girl on the planet. I don't know where she came from, or how many cocks she had to suck to get her place in the limelight, but I pray to god she falls on the 3rd rail. I fucking cringe when I hear little clips of that stupid fucking song of hers. I take comfort in the fact that this little piece of shit faggot bitch punk will fall out of circulation as soon as she sprouts her first pube. Maybe someone can do the world a favor and introduce the little puke to heroin.

The stupid old asshole from Geico

Here's another perfect example of bad executive decision making. I swear I scratch my friggen head every time I see this old prick in those wicked fucking dumb Geico commercials. I mean really, the is definitely a process where some young idiot walks into a board room with his little poster boards and plots out his brilliant idea for a commercial. "We'll have this stupid old asshole standing at the podium in an auditorium, then the little imaginary green cricket will talk some bullshit while the stupid old asshole pushed all these idiotic buttons for no apparent reason & there'll be disco balls & awful niggy music & it will be SO FUNNY EVERYBODY WILL BY GEICO INSURANCE!!!" and all the tired old assholes in the board room say "WOW!! THAT"S FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!"   "Geeves, give this man another $10,000 raise!!!"  what ignorant assholes wasting money on ignorant asshole ideas...

Flo from Progressive Insurance

Here's another annoying piece of shit. Flo, the Progressive Insurance nightmare. Those high pitched yips and constant meddling irritate the friggen shit out of me. How the fuck does a board room of exec's all sit around and agree that this washed up old slut is the best choice to represent your company?! Sweet jesus, I am in the wrong fucking business... Isn't Flo the ugly assbitch that shows up in that incredibly stupid Ben Stiller movie where he marries the stupid bitch but doesn't realize she's a stupid bitch until after he's married her?

Pit Bulls and Parolees

Are you fucking kidding me?! These bullshit reality shows are really scraping the bottom. What utter rubbish... Storage Wars, Auction Kings, Pawn Stars, Pit Boss, 8 Kids, 18 Kids... Really, WHO GIVES A FUCK? This tarnished old worn leather cow hide c*nt Tia really kills me. Have you seen the commercials where Tia is all stresses out because her man is facing life in prison for being a THREE TIME OFFENDER? Fucking good!!! Put him away for life! Come on, really! Who the fuck is Animal Planet or whatever station this is to try and express remorse for a fucking 3 time loser? What about the "raise money for Tia" episode? She says: "It costs $800 a day to run this place, any money raised will go towards that." Fucking Bank of America doesn't cost $800 a day to run a branch... Maybe she doesn't know the difference between day & month. Dumb ugly wrinkled stinking fucking clam

Pawn Stars

Fucking slime balls. Fat con artists. Dying before your eyes. Pussies. Pieces of shit. Chumlee rules. Do us a favor & murder your family Chum! What worthless wastes of DNA. Redneck inbred idiot assholes. I'll give you $50 for that $5000 civil war sword! How about I slice your humungous head right off your disgusting torso with it instead. Fucking clowns.

Bethenny, Getting Married?

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS UGLY CUNT?! WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT HER LIFE, HER TWAT, HER "HUSBAND" OR ANY GOD DAMNED THING ABOUT HER? I WOULD MUCH RATHER WATCH "BETHENNY, GETTING MURDERED". I HOPE SHE MARRIES AN ABUSIVE VIOLENT ALCOHOLIC THAT SMASHES HER UGLY FACE INTO A PULP. FUCKING STINKING UGLY WHORE SLUT. now I feel better.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

You stupid douche! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! UGLY VILE SKANK!!! A ha ha ha ha ha!!!

I only pray to god that she does the full 90 days & NOT 12 hours. I also pray to god she gets her ass kicked violently & repeatedly while in jail!!! Please please please god, answer my prayers!!!!

Brazilian Soccer Fans

Futbol is for faggots. Brazilian men are like dainty pathetic little girls who like to kick and scream. They are cowards. My neighborhood is literally a suburb of Brazil now. They are fucking everywhere. Brazilians are incredibly stupid, slow, terribly uneducated, horrible drivers with zero consideration for hygiene. I grit my teeth every time one of them goes flip-flopping down my street. I wish the FIFA & the god damned World Cup would go away forever. They throw these retard festivals every time Brasil wins a fucking soccer game, jamming up traffic, banging drums, blowing those idiotic plastic horns & wearing their repulsive flags as robes & flying them off their little Hondas... I truly wish with all my heart, I pray to God, Allah, Satan, Juan Carlos, anyone, send them all back to the fucking jungle!!! Please Please Please Please... dear god in heaven... strike each & every last one of them dead!!!!

Might I refer you to "Blogger Who Don't Blog" or whatever it was titled...

My apologies to my fellow misanthropes. Not lacking ire, just a tad busy, so fuck off.

Louis Gossett Jr

I've always hated this fucking clown. He doesn't even have to open his mouth, you can look at his face & determine instantly that he is an arrogant, anti-white douchebag. He's not a talented actor, he sucks. His roles are incredibly lame, he has zero capabilities or skills. He's very hard to look at without feeling ill. He's like Flavor Flav from a slightly better housing project (sorry Flav, you're light years ahead of this loser). Whatever, Louis Gossett Jr sucks hairy ass.

Jennavecia

Jennavecia is a piece of shit. Jennavecia is a foul mouthed filthy whore. Jennavecia announces to a large crowd of oiled up, buff, college fools that she will fuck all of them. Jennavecia claims to have fucked just about everyone. Jennavecia finally got her disgusting, stupid, pathetic, crab overrun self tossed off Tool Academy 3. The whole cast is fairly pathetic, but this ugly bitch takes the urinal cake. Her boyfriend really needs to reconsider what the fuck he is doing, she must suck cock like a champion. The dude would be 110% better off with a toothless, 50-something bar pig. Momma would be far more proud. Jennavecia, I wish you would kill yourself. Whore.

Frodo

Frodo Baggins is a pussy. So ain't Elijah Wood. If you disagree with me on either one of those statements, then you're a pussy too.

Cats

 

I hate cats. Kittens are all cute n' shit, they're sort of fun when they're tiny, but they still piss me off. As soon as those little claws come out & they latch onto my hand & start shredding away with their hind legs, that's when I grind my teeth & start shaking the little head ferociously back & forth. Once a cat is like 3 months old, it's useless. It's just like some women, it doesn't do shit but lay around all day, won't come when you call it etc... Bootsie, Mittens, BooBoo, Moxie, Fluffy, what the fuck?! Cat's suck.

Lindsey Lohan

I just hate every last little thing about this ugly fucking skank douche bag whore pig piece of shit slut.
This photo makes me want to punch her in the face. Arrggghhh!!! I fucking HATE you Lindsey Lohandjob. I wish you'd fall into the tar pits. Brush your teeth you slug. Was it this bitch that had "fire crotch"? I forget if it was or not, but it seems fitting.

Dexter's Wife

 

Julie Benz, Rita, Dexter's wife... I never really cared for her on the show, sure, she's pretty, she's not a terribly bad actress... BUT,  she does come of as a loose, two-timing, sneaky, self-centered bitch on the show, most of it written into the script, but you can tell there's a lot of herself in the acting. The thing that really got me going on Julie Benz was her role in the newer Rambo flick. Her role sucked, she was incredibly frustrating, and whiny, and in the way, and a pain in the ass. I fucking hate the person who is always falling down when being chased and requiring the other person to stop & pick their lousy asses up to save them. I'd have left this douche to die. Then there's the climactic gun battle / bloodshed at the end where she is terrified immobile, freaking out at the sound of the guns... What an inconvenience this broad was in the movie. Whiny, crying, scared, obnoxious, bothersome, in the way, loud mouthed clam....

Dexter's Sister

 

What a TERRIBLE choice to play Debra Morgan, Dexter's sister. Don't even tell me you disagree! She SUCKS!!! The only explanation I can think of is that she's lined up to be killed in an upcoming episode & no one will complain. I thought his wife was a terrible choice! Thank god she's dead! Now, PLEASE get rid of this idiot! What an ugly dude this bitch is...