The stupid old asshole from Geico

Here's another perfect example of bad executive decision making. I swear I scratch my friggen head every time I see this old prick in those wicked fucking dumb Geico commercials. I mean really, the is definitely a process where some young idiot walks into a board room with his little poster boards and plots out his brilliant idea for a commercial. "We'll have this stupid old asshole standing at the podium in an auditorium, then the little imaginary green cricket will talk some bullshit while the stupid old asshole pushed all these idiotic buttons for no apparent reason & there'll be disco balls & awful niggy music & it will be SO FUNNY EVERYBODY WILL BY GEICO INSURANCE!!!" and all the tired old assholes in the board room say "WOW!! THAT"S FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!"   "Geeves, give this man another $10,000 raise!!!"  what ignorant assholes wasting money on ignorant asshole ideas...

Flo from Progressive Insurance

Here's another annoying piece of shit. Flo, the Progressive Insurance nightmare. Those high pitched yips and constant meddling irritate the friggen shit out of me. How the fuck does a board room of exec's all sit around and agree that this washed up old slut is the best choice to represent your company?! Sweet jesus, I am in the wrong fucking business... Isn't Flo the ugly assbitch that shows up in that incredibly stupid Ben Stiller movie where he marries the stupid bitch but doesn't realize she's a stupid bitch until after he's married her?

Pit Bulls and Parolees

Are you fucking kidding me?! These bullshit reality shows are really scraping the bottom. What utter rubbish... Storage Wars, Auction Kings, Pawn Stars, Pit Boss, 8 Kids, 18 Kids... Really, WHO GIVES A FUCK? This tarnished old worn leather cow hide c*nt Tia really kills me. Have you seen the commercials where Tia is all stresses out because her man is facing life in prison for being a THREE TIME OFFENDER? Fucking good!!! Put him away for life! Come on, really! Who the fuck is Animal Planet or whatever station this is to try and express remorse for a fucking 3 time loser? What about the "raise money for Tia" episode? She says: "It costs $800 a day to run this place, any money raised will go towards that." Fucking Bank of America doesn't cost $800 a day to run a branch... Maybe she doesn't know the difference between day & month. Dumb ugly wrinkled stinking fucking clam